the-absolute-funniest-posts:

thefrogman:

Round 2: Better Names for Things [video]

By Jeff Wysaski [website | tumblr | twitter]

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balthazarse:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

yoursongisendingdoctor:

itsneumann:

the best part is that this is the actual dialogue

The best part is that this is not a metaphor or slang or anything

The best part is that there is a giant, alcoholic, manic-depressive teddy bear watching tv and contemplating suicide behind that door.

The best part is that this entire show is on crack.

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(Source: smalllady)

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When my brother's in the shower...

  • -waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
  • -hears him singing-
  • me: will you quit singing?
  • brother: what?
  • me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
  • brother: WOMAN
  • brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
  • brother: MY BALLS
  • brother: AND MY SOUL
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sensitivewhiteboy:

In sixth grade this Pakistani girl who sat it front of me saw me wearing a shirt with a Hawaiian hula girl on it and she said really loudly for the whole class to hear “aren’t you a little too GAY for that shirt?” and I was just like “aren’t you a little too HAIRY for that skirt?” and she started crying and the funniest part is I ended up being gay anyway

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

nowaclubpenguinblog:

she really did not want to take my order

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(Source: johnkrasinski)

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

right-in-the-destiel:

so I was watching supernatural with the subtitles on and then..

You too, Booby

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allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

(Source: charmedbyred)

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(Source: barydos)

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awayed:

my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so

awayed:

my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so

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damonwells:

the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement

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